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It’s After 10pm Time To Dance

Rob — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 02:39:00 +0000

Yes its that time of the evening. Where you either need to stop working or take a break.

What? You thought you could set at your computer non stop an function and peak performance.

Get up and Dance.

YMCA – Original video, but they don’t do all the hand stuff

Have You Got The TWEETer Bug?

Rob — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 03:34:34 +0000

When I originally joined twitter. It was for the sole purpose of building my presence on line, and have the ability to give to others. In the past month, though I have had the opportunity to give much, I have also been given so much by others. People have shared with me their thoughts and feelings, they have tickled me with their humor and have depend my growth with their insights.

Thank You.

I have found that as evening descends (11:30pmEST) my twitter mood gets less businessy and more playful.
So as we begin #followfriday and enter the rejuvenating weekend, I thought I would play a little Diddy thatâ€™ll put a TWEET in your step.

Enjoy

DTV – Bobby Day – Rockin’ Robin, Now that’s TWEET

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In Honor of Stupid People . . ..

Rob — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 03:14:56 +0000

Got this from a friend :

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Sears hairdryer — Do not use while sleeping.
(That’s the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos — You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap — “Directions: Use like regular soap.”
(and that would be???….)

On some Swanson frozen dinners — “Serving suggestion: Defrost.”
(but, it’s just a suggestion.)

On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) — “Do not turn upside down.”
(well…duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding — “Product will be hot after heating.”
(and you thought?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron — “Do not iron clothes on body.”
(but wouldn’t this save me time?)

On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine — “Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.”
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid — “Warning: May cause drowsiness.”
(I’m taking this because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights — “For indoor or outdoor use only.”
(as opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor — “Not to be used for the other use.”
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I’m a bit curious.)

On Sainsbury’s peanuts — “Warning: contains nuts”
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts — “Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.”
(Step 3: say what?)

On a child’s Superman costume — “Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.”
(I don’t blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

Now that you’ve smiled at least once, it’s your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even chuckle)…

****Blessed are the cracked: For it is they who let in the light***